Brody – Airedale Terrier

Brody is the most awkward dog I’ve ever known. He just sits around like he doesn’t know what to do. He acts like a literal person sometimes I swear.

Flanoodle

Big. Dog. One billion pounds.

Dog – Some kind of bird-hunting dog

Well, she’s got an impressive vocal range, a knack for digging up roots in the backyard. She knows a plethora of impressive tricks, and she always tries her best to catch birds.

Ludwig

He is the sweetest. He likes everyone, including my cats, who don’t like him. He wouldn’t harm a fly; he even tries to play with the bunnies in our yard.

Pookie – Shih Tzu

Pookie is a cutie patootie that is floofy and cute. He’s a little stupid, but that’s okay. He has a twin brother named Brownie, and they like playing together. He has the biggest boba eyes ever. He’s so friendly that he’ll walk up to all strangers with a tail wag. If there was a robber, he would run up to them and play.

Draco – Maltese

Draco’s absolutely adorable and makes the best facial expressions when he disapproves of something. You may not think a dog could communicate as clearly as a human, but if he wants you to throw his ball, he certainly lets you know when he throws it at you, in case you didn’t know how to, of course. He’s very talented in linguistics, as he comprehends both English and Spanish, though he is working on his Korean. He does not like to be woken up (if he is, you can expect some dirty looks), and he loves staring out the front door to scare off the evil people who are obviously going to cause harm (the neighbors).

Honey – Cavapoo

Honey is very sweet (hence her name), but she acts very entitled. I love her even more for that, though. She spends a lot of her time sleeping and gets very grumpy if she is woken up or if you try to do something she doesn’t like. However, when she feels like it, she can be extremely loving.

Pumpkin – Cavapoo

She’s built like a potato with stick-figure legs and is a lil’ stinky, but still cute. She has a love-hate relationship with other dogs and likes to eat. She also likes to scratch her butt with grass, and she barks at anything or anyone that moves outside. She once stopped in the middle of pooping to bark at a tree. She also likes to kick people.

The poll will end on May 3rd, 2026.

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